Dear Friend:
    In December 1989 my mail box was stolen and I lost contact with many friends. Consequently I received no Christmas cards that year. The loneliness of a cardless Christmas was like you wouldn’t believe.
    As luck had it November 1990, I received a letter telling me how to receive 50,000 cards in any December! Of course I was skeptical, but because I was so desperate and virtually had nothing to lose, I gave it a try.
    December1990 saw my new mail box jammed and overflowing with colorful cards, sentiments of a giving season; I was breathless.
    Now, I have received over 200,000 cards to date and am rich with new friends, addresses and images. This technique works perfectly every time; I have never seen it fail to bring in less than 50,000 cards each mailing! (This is a legitimate opportunity; a perfectly legal card acquiring program. It does not require you to sell anything or to come in contact with people, and best of all, you only have to leave home to mail the letters!)
    If you believe that someday you will get that lucky break, simply follow the Instructions below, and YOUR DREAM CHRISTMAS WILL COME TRUE!!!
– Rudy FaLaLa, Reins, WA

FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY and in December you will receive over 50,000 cards guaranteed!
1) Immediately send one (1) card to each of the names listed below along with this letter.
2) Remove the name in number one on the list and move the other four names up one position (#2 will become #1, etc.) Then place your name in the number five (#5) position. (This can be done easily by typing or printing the five names on a strip of paper and gluing or taping over the existing names on this sheet.)
3) Photocopy or print 200 or more copies of all the information in this envelope, this letter has YOUR NAME now in the #5 position.
4) Address an envelope and place one of the cards and one of the photocopies in it.

WITHIN 30 DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR 50,000 CARDS JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!
Keep a copy of this letter for your self so that you can use it again whenever you need- more cards … GO FOR IT!

NOTE: This is a service and is perfectly legal (Refer to Title IS, Section 1302 and 1341 of the U.S. Postal and Lottery Laws.)
1. Joe & Mary Chestnut, Hayward Inn, Myrrh, Idaho
2. Tim & Tom Gleely, 360 Bye Way, Red Ribbon, Montana
3. Carol & Ewell Smith, 405 Singer Court, Goulashes, NM
4. Holly Reeth, 3 Red Berry Lane, Trestle, Vermont
5. Marc Barker, 1723 Brighton Ave, OKC OK


NOW HERE COMES THE INTERESTING PART!
(At 7.5% response … which is very conservative … )
1) When you send out 200 cards, 15 people will send you 1 card
2) Those 15 people mail out 200 cards, 225 will send you 1 card
3) Those 225 people mail out 200 cards, 3,375 will send you 1 card
4) Those 3,375 people mail out 200 cards, 50,625 will send you 1 card
Sorry folks, that is as far as it goes, you have received: 15 + 225 + 3,375 + 50,625 = 54,240 cards!


LETTERS WRITTEN BY PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM

D. Fir:
About six months ago I received the enclosed letter and I ignored it. I received about five more of this same letter within the next few months. I threw them away too. I was tempted to follow through and MAKE my December, but I was convinced it was just a hoax and it could not possibly work: I was wrong! About three weeks later I decided to go ahead and give it a try. I did not expect much because I figured if other people were as skeptical as I, they whould not be too quick to respond. Two weeks went by and I did not receive any cards, third week still nothing, fourth week rolled around and I could not believe what was happening! Within a few more weeks I had collected in excess of 32,000 cards! (For the first time in years I knew the spirit of Christmas. It did not take me long to want more, so I am using -this excellent card making opportunity once again ... follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy!

S. Claws:

I tried a similar program in which the return was only 1,500 cards (about three percent). The first time I sent cards with the enclosed approach, I got my first response in just one week CI sent out 500 cards instead of only 200 cards, so my responses were much higher and faster than my first attempt.) I am trying again with 1000 cards this time to see if I surpass the 123,000 I collected the last time.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU. IT REALLY HAS AND WILL CONTINUE TO WORK FOR YOU, JUST AS IT HAS WORKED FOR ME!

J. Hollyman:
I am a skeptical person by nature, and I had received at least 35 different letters like this one in a six month period. However, there was something about this particular letter that I liked. The initial investment was a great deal less than any of the other letters I had received before and I also like the fact that all participants received cards, not just the person in the top position. Anyway, I sent out 200 of these cards and hoped for the best. Everyday I checked the mail, hoping for a response, nothing happened for eleven days. On day twelve, I started to get responses…on that day I received 578!! Over the next four and one-half months I received 23,988 in the mail! Now, that the letter I sent out seems to have run dry--I am going to try it again! I think I will send out 1,000 letters this time. I hope I do not sound too greedy, but now that I have all these CARDS … I WANT MORE!!!!